03 December 2009

Two Stories for Today

The first is about my International Student ID Card:


A while back, when I had to stop by a local clinic to pick up some anti-allergens, a somewhat-bilingual nurse asked for my ID. Having little else on me, I gave her my International Student ID Card. After a looking at it for a handful of seconds and typing some things into her computer, she asked if my last name was “Kalamazoo” or “College.”

The second story actually happened recently. While going to school walking the same route I walk every day, I happened across a butterfly on the ground. It was small, but absolutely beautiful. The lower three-quarters of its white-fringed wings were jet black, but it had a stunning stripe of blue-green glimmering on the top, which stretched over its pleasantly fuzzy thorax. Its head was an aquamarine, and its eyes were black and trusting. Understand that I cannot stress enough the magnificence of the blue flash across its wings! It would catch even the most miniscule sunbeam and radiate it back with threefold the intensity and wonder!

It stayed on my hand during the entire 20-minute walk to school, patiently content with my slow ambulation. What miracles of nature or spirit must have occurred to birth this splendid and pacifistic flyer! Throughout the walk, I thought of what transcendental symbolism this miraculous insect could represent. How I spotted Beauty along a too-familiar path. How, with patience and dedication, I was able to hold and keep Beauty through my journey, and that Beauty would stay with me, no matter where I went.

When I arrived at school and showed the butterfly to my classmates, but they were unimpressed. They all said a snide, “I thought you’re not allowed to touch animals anymore, Brandon?” But I knew I possessed Beauty, and that Beauty could never harm me physically. It was ok that they didn’t appreciate it, too, because Beauty is more personal than any other attribute, and this blue-black paradigm was all the more beautiful because it was Beauty only to me. But by caging Beauty you smother it, and I set it outside the windowsill to fly free. But fly it did not! Instead, it waited on the window, looking into the classroom (specifically at me, I’m sure) with its understanding compound eyes. Because the best kinds of Beauty don’t fly away. The best kinds of Beauty persist. I had this fantastic image of me walking out the front entrance of the university into the radiant sunlight after delivering an impeccable presentation, and the butterfly trickling down from the third-floor window like a winged sundrop to land weightlessly on my shoulder and accompany me home.

Then, in the middle of the first presentation, a bird flew up and ate it off the window.

04 November 2009

Photojournalism!

The Spanish Conquest of my vocabulary has actually made it more difficult to express myself via words. I have always admired photojournalism, however, and I'm sure people think pictures are more interesting than sentences. So here are two brand new facebook albums chock full of all that I've been doing, viewable by everyone! Also, in one of the two albums exists probably the BEST PICTURE I HAVE EVER TAKEN. I won't tell you which one it is, so you'll have to guess.

Buena suerte!

Atenas, Manuel Antonio, Bocas del Toro, EARTH University, Farm

Fiesta, Tortuguero, Abandoned Sanatorium, Halloween Costume

P.S. I've been adding the best photos of my trip to my flickr, so be sure to check that out if you want big versions of the best pictures.

30 September 2009

Las Photos

I maxed out my Flickr 100 MB monthly allowance 14 days after the month started. But you would probably still like to see some pictures, right?

Enter Facebook. Not all that great, except that it grants me unlimited photo uploads. You don't need a Facebook account to view these photo albums:

August 21st to 25th, Airports, San José, Volcán Irazú

August 28th to 29th, Zoo Ave, Volcán Poáz

September 4th to 10th, Puerto Viejo, Tripods, Bus Baby

September 11th to 13th, Ostional, A Lot of Pictures of Turtles

September 15th to 19th, Costa Rica Independence Day, INBio Biodiversity Sanctuary, Braulio Carrillo National Park

September 19th to 23rd, Snakebite, Hospital

Enjoy!

23 September 2009

Watching the IV Drip

No longer a teenager; No longer invincible.

On a normal weekend, I would have spent the three days traveling. Instead, I spent last weekend + 2 days in the trusted hands of Costa Rican health care.

Facing a busy next week, the Brandon of last week decided to default on the usual three-day trip to someplace exotic and instead get some major work done at home, with a half-day interlude spent hiking at the nearby Braulio Carrillo National Park.

I did well on Friday, doing enough research to get ready for Saturday’s hike and enough facebooking to get ready for Sunday’s schoolwork. My (now indispensably dear) friend Rachna and I got on the bus in San José and off the bus at a ranger station amidst the 184 square miles of dense rainforest that is Braulio Carrillo National Park. We hiked the longer path first, saw a huge stick bug , mistook an enormous tree for a cement wall , and marveled at the water under the bridge . But I’ll spare you the water under the bridge.

At about 10:30 AM, we returned to the ranger station to eat meat sandwiches for lunch. Aside from the ranger who opened the gate for us, we had not seen another soul during the entire trip. All through Meat Sandwiches, the ranger station seemed empty. We embarked on the day’s second hike.

A few hundred feet in, Rachna spied a small brown snake on the ground . I had almost stepped on it (good thing I didn’t, huh?). It was brown, a little over a foot long, with a square-ish head and a diamond pattern on its back . It bore striking resemblance to the (harmless, nontoxic, quite gentle) baby Boa we held on last week’s field trip. As I bent closer to get a better picture of my new friend, he managed to bite me on the tip of my right-hand, third finger.

Let me tell you something about animal bites. They normally sting a little at first, but it’s mostly shock. Then they might start to bleed, and only later do they actually hurt.

But not in this case. In this case, I knew, before it even registered that I had been bitten, that something was terribly wrong. Immediately, unimaginable pain seared through my finger, radiating out from the tip, which was now a red and purple amoeba . I was too busy clutching and gasping at my pain riddled finger to notice the snake leave, citing "irreconcilable differences." It was bleeding quite well from a single small hole at the tip. Blood is nothing new to me, as I have weak skin, but the way this bleeding was rather worrisome. The blood was slimy. It wasn’t the clean flow of a fresh wound, nor was it the thickening ooze of a successfully forming clot. It was slimy. I had never before seen my blood behave this way. This (and the unending pain and the slowly growing mass of purple I can only imagine was venom) worried me, and worried me greatly. I started to shake and cringe from all that worry and pain.

It was at this point that Rachna probably saved my life.

People in pain do incredible things. Some have revolutionary insights. Some gain unflinching determination. And some are just really dumb.

I am most certainly really dumb. Especially in extreme pain.

For you see, my immediate, number one priority after having received a neuron-crippling injection of toxin, was to finish out the 1.5 mile loop we were hiking (mind over matter!). Rachna protested, but I was adamant. My main argument was a strong one: “Think of all the waterfalls we might be missing!” But Rachna would not budge. I was close to leaving her and walking the rest of the trail alone, envenomed finger and all.

However, Rachna: “We’ll go to the ranger station to get a bandaid, then come back to look for waterfalls, ok?”

I chewed my lip (presumably less a product of thinking and more a product of the seething hellstorm raining fury and fire on my finger). “Ok,” I gave in.

I don’t remember the walk back.

The park ranger looked at the wound, looked at the pictures of the snake, and demanded we go immediately to the hospital. He didn’t have a car, so he flagged down a recently arrived Tico and his family, explained to him what are the haps, and soon the four of us were speeding away in his car, leaving his wife and daughter alone in the Braulio Carrillo National Parking lot. We stopped at a nearby ranger station, where I was transferred to a rangermobile. Continuing our journey, we ran into a police officer issuing someone a ticket. After a few seconds (about 30) of explaining our situation, she dropped all charges on the motorist and joined our posse as the lights and sirens to clear traffic.

Did you get that? The part about me having a police escort? I like that part. All the while, though, I was moaning in pain in the back seat watching the purple spot stretch down my finger . Rather worrisomely, my entire arm had started to hurt.

Arriving at the Guápiles Hospital, I answered a long and repetitive series of questions regarding the incident, past medical history, any allergies to medicine, any preferred form of recovery, any religious qualms against certain forms of recovery, and let me see those pictures again? I was then told that I was bitten by a terciopelo (Fer-de-Lance in English), one of the most venomous and dangerous snakes of Costa Rica. I was lucky on a number of counts, including that it was not fully grown. Although I doubt I would have gotten as close if it were.

I then had the NICEST conversation with the doctor. He said I probably would have to stay in the hospital for up to eight days. I laughed at his joke, but explained how that wasn’t possible, as I had school on Monday. He responded that that was fine, I could leave early, but I might die. I laughed a little, but he did not laugh back (do you know how disconcerting that was?). I then realized that he was absolutely serious. My thoughts of returning to see the waterfalls vanished. It was at this moment that I realized how bad my situation was. I told him 8 days would be fine, and I was ready to comply with whatever the doctors needed. I also told him I was in a lot of pain. He laughed at me, and said, “Wait 2-3 hours, it gets much worse.”

The doctor then outlined the important steps of my treatment:
1. Antivenom (So I don’t end up like this kid.)
2. Antibiotics (The largest danger is the fact that snakes don’t regularly brush their teeth.)
3. Internal bleeding control (As I noted earlier, my blood was not coagulating correctly. They were very worried about me bruising my organs to death.)
4. Kidneys (Basically, the venom works by killing and decomposing any proteins and tissues it touches, especially muscle. This rot is rather toxic to the kidneys, and has to be monitored. Hello pee-in-a-cup.)
5. Prevention (No more snake charming.)

They then threw me on a bed, stuck me with 5 needles and an IV , and left me to writhe in pain, alone . My finger steadily grew uglier . The worst pain came when, in 3 hours (thank you, doctor), they decided to clean my wound. The pain was unimaginable. Pain enough to drop my pulse to 45, drop my blood pressure to 90 over 50, turn my already pale skin transparent, and cause me to sweat profusely from every pore. I have never felt such pain. If giving birth hurts this much, I cannot imagine anyone desiring more than one child. My finger felt as though it were being continuously held under a strongly directed flame. Nothing I did alleviated the pain, and it struck without warning. The pain was too intense to even scream. All I could was focus all my attention on breathing. The pain caused me to shake, to moan, to clench, to squirm, and to cry. But the pain wasn’t the worst part.

The worst part was the terror. No one would tell me my condition. No one would even tell me what was in the countless bags of IV they kept pushing through my arm. I didn’t know how long I would be in the hospital, if I would lose my finger/hand/arm, or even if I would lose my life. And with this fear, you’re all alone. I knew no one in the emergency room, where they allow you no visitors and everyone speaks a different language and you can’t even change clothes yourself.

At about 20:00, Rachna and I took an ambulance ride (lights but no siren) from Guápiles to San José, what should have been an hour and a half drive. We made it in about 45 minutes.

That first night at the hospital, I spent in the emergency room among people with cases that made my snake bite look prissy (car wrecks, power tools, and nearly complete immobility). There were not enough beds, and I had to sleep on the couch, using my spare clothes as a pillow . I woke up to a hearty breakfast of cheese sandwich . The next day, I befriended a retired wrestler/Vietnam vet/bodyguard/bounty hunter/Harley Davidson enthusiast with a greatly inflamed spider bite. I acted as his translator. He called me Son.

I was also given numerous more injections, IV bags and urine tests. The boredom started to get to me. As I had no bed, I had to sit on the couch with nothing to do but feel pain. I took a lot of naps.

Eventually, I was given my own bed in a hallway on the second floor and heavy doses of the pain-killer, Tramal. Due to the Tramal, however, I hallucinated quite profusely. One such hallucination was that my head, feet, torso, and hands were different countries spread throughout the globe, and my legs and arms were telephone lines connecting those countries. Then my hands turned into little birdies resting on those telephone lines. Hey, it was weird, but it was better than the incessant and unbearable pain.

On Sunday, a doctor met with me and told me that the necrosis was too extensive, and they would have to remove the tip of my finger. I was to meet with the reconstructive surgeon the next day, who was to plan the operation. I tried to think of it like a celebrity getting a nose job, but I was still going to miss my fingertip.

UNTIL, good news! The reconstructuve surgeon said my finger should heal without surgery! He said this after stabbing at it with a scalpel. At the time, I was not happy to hear this, because I was too busy forcing myself to remain conscious despite the flashflood of pain. I was a little happier later. I celebrated with a nap. My finger was looking better, too .

The other REALLY GOOD bit of news was that, instead of having to stay until Thursday or Friday, I was able to go home Tuesday afternoon! They switched me to an oral antibiotic, and I have a check-up next Tuesday. I have to keep my right arm elevated, wash my finger twice a day, and I can’t really use it for anything. I have been practicing one handed typing:

Me: i will soon bbe the masyer of one ganded typing!!1
Dad: Do you want to videochat once Mom gets here?
Me: that would e besy, ys

It appears the worst is verifiably over, and I have certainly learned my lesson. My guardian angel, if he has not yet opted for early retirement, is most certainly miffed.

And most importantly, thank you to all, near and far, who have helped me through this.

Big hug ?

16 September 2009

Vignette for Americanos

FINALLY UPDATING: Sorry it took so long, Americanos. Costa Rica is quite the time-demanding mistress.

Learning Opportunity: Everyone here pronounces my name “BrandOn.” As in, “Brand Own.” I could totally get used to it. For all you internet junkies, I’m thinking of changing the spelling to Brandwn. For everyone else, consider adopting the new pronunciation.

Breaking News: Your workweek can be divided into two days, Tie-Dye Tuesday and Days that Kind of Suck.

Webcomics: !

Classes: Are frustrating. So far, they seem pretty useless. I imagine that if we were tested on the things we have learned so far, (and the tests resembled the general class discussion and assigned reading) the questions would read somewhat like this:

1. Extreme poverty, good or bad?
a. Good!
b. Bad!

2. If we were to gather representatives from a bunch of different rich nations to have meetings, and call this group, say, the Amalgamated Countries, would they:
a. Get work done and change the world!
b. Tell everyone what to do but not how to do it!
c. Say a lot of lofty things, like, “Blah blah blah blah Gross National Product blah blah blah Child Mortality blah blah Millennium Development Goals, blah blah blah Human Development Index blah!”
d. Speak completely in generalities and avoid any semblance of specifics: “By the year 2015, Fun Times Had should double and Bad Hair Days should decrease by 3/4 frequency and 1/3 intensity. This will be measured in Smiles per Miles and Heel Clicks per Capita.”
e. All of the above, except a.

Student ID: !

Costa Rica: Has some beautiful beaches. This you already knew.

Saw: A Blue Morpho butterfly, very briefly while riding in the back of a speeding pickup truck. Now where have I seen one before?

New and Improved: the same turtle pictures you saw on Flickr, now with director commentary!

Background: Last weekend I went to Ostional to watch the Olive Ridley turtles lay their eggs, which they do a few times each year. Ostional is a small town on the Pacific coast, and is only accessible by four-wheel-drive vehicle. This might have something to do with the three unbridged rivers one must cross to get there.

I woke up at 4:30 to see the turtles, but had to wait for the sunrise to get any good pictures.

I was not the only one who came to watch the turtles lay their eggs.

The turtles came and went by the hundreds to lay their eggs.

Because it was early morning and most of the egg laying happens at night, more were going than coming.

The eggs were about the size of a ping-pong ball and each turtle can lay up to 120 eggs.

Sacks of eggs were collected by the locals to sell to the bars and restaurants. They are only allowed to collect eggs from 1% of the beaches, and they in turn have the responsibility to keep the entire beach in good condition, which they do quite well.

It was still tragic to watch them ctrl+z the turtle’s hard work.

Entire families or locals worked at egg-harvesting. For them, it was a time of celebration.

By 7:00, the trucks were loaded and the harvest was over.

Also: With a great stretch of imagination, I might call myself an Amateur (or even Recreational) Photographer. But to further stretch that already stretched imagination and call myself a Videographer would be total bull. That is why half of this video is sideways. Watch the prequel here.

That's all for now. Email (BrandonSchabes@gmail.com) or comment with questions or comments.

Off to more adventures!

15 September 2009

Updates, Americanos!

Updates updates updates!

But none here.

Look at pictures here, but you'll have to wait a bit longer for an update. I've been rather busy.

23 August 2009

Costa Rican Honeymoon

Wow.


There is so much to say, Americanos! So much to say!


But I can’t diagram everything I’ve done like a shopping list of sights, people, and emotions. I am not a stenographer at court trial Schabes v. San José. What I’ve seen, done, and said only comprise the smallest smidgen of what I’ve actually experienced while being here. Were this some normal blog of my boring Americano life, everything I have experienced so far would be worth mention. But what's that, Roald Dahl? A life is made up of a great number of small incidents and a small number of great ones? Thanks. I will try to be a good judge.


I have ridden on 12 airplanes since June of this year. That is almost a baker’s dozen. That is too many. Want to hear stories about flight delays? No? Good, because I don’t want to tell them.


Flight delay = small incident. Moving on.


We touched down in San José at about 10:00 PM local time and went through customs.


Customs = an x-ray and a conveyer belt. Moving on.


Our first taste of San José was a pulsating peoplameoba surrounding the exit to the airport. This is where I started to not really enjoy things. This is where I really wanted to be alone in a small room with no one asking me if I wanted a taxi. And even if there were someone in the room asking me if I wanted a taxi, that person would speak English and would leave me alone after I said “No” once.


Our bus finally came and I pessimistically boarded. I pessimistically looked out the window at the peoplameoba. I pessimistically listened to the chatter of the other students who still had energy after the plane flight. I pessimistically sat there and moped.


And then I entered the honeymoon phase. Moving on.


Just kidding! The honeymoon phase struck me all at once. Like the bus drove into an Olympic sized pool on the moon filled with honey and I had no choice but to be drenched in the stuff. I was no longer fatigued or nervous or embarrassed or frustrated. I was in love.


I was in love with the mountains. I was in love with the lights on the mountains. I was in love with the way the lights on the mountains looked like when a painter attempts to paint a landscape on a wall and it looks all wrong and flat. I was in love with the lights on the mountains that looked like star clusters only a handbreadth away.

I was in love with Spanish. I was in love with the fact that everything (unlike in the airport) was in Spanish. I was in love with the fact that I could understand the simple advertisements. I was in love with the prospect of being fluent in a matter of weeks.


I was in love with the Bimbo food corporation. I was in love with the man urinating against the stone wall of a building. I was in love with the terrifying way people drove.


I met my host family. Nery, la mama, does not speak English. Alejandra, la hermana, speaks flawless English. They are both nicer than XXXXX and YYYYYY ZZZZZZZ in Example #4 of Money Transfers Internet Fraud.

Alejandra and I talked late into the night about fantastic movies.


I have tubeless internet and my own private bath with full shower. The water is potable. The food is not spicy.

I am truly spoiled.


Yesterday Nery and I went downtown. I understand approximately half of what she says. We exchanged money at the bank and even got to see a parade. About two thirds of the stores downtown are shoe stores. I am not exaggerating. I look forward to going shopping. I have a list of things I would like to buy. Colones are exciting to use!


While downtown, I saw a store selling Skittles. Apparently, Skittles are a common candy in Costa Rica. I was planning on giving my host family a package of Skittles from Michigan. I ate them myself instead.


I did give them the rest of their gifts, though. Including the oven mitt they already had from their last Kalamazoo student. She said she could just hang it up next to the other one and display the reverse side (the Upper Peninsula). I laughed. The Upper Peninsula lol.


They really enjoyed the gifts. I wrote out Spanish descriptions for all the things. Nery says my written Spanish is muy bien! This is in contrast to my spoken Spanish, which is tan mal.


Tomorrow, I will go to orientation for my school. We are going to some rivers and a volcano. I will try to bring back some lava. If it cools down, I will reheat it in the microwave.


Sorry Americanos, I tried to only include great events, but it appears I’ve already written too much. I’ll post this, then read some of El Principito.


Say hi to los Estados Unidos for me!

22 August 2009

Americano overboard!

Estoy en Costa Rica ahora and things are pretty good!

Pretty different, but pretty good!

I can´t give a super long update right now, this is just to let all you worried Americanos know that I´m safe and alive. And, more surprisingly, enjoying myself!

Four things to share:
1. My house has internet tubes installed!
2. I saw a man urinating in public!
3. My family´s last exchange student gave them a Michigan oven mitt!
4. International keyboard!¡?¿çñºªáéíóúÿö¨

I miss you guys already. I wish you could be here.

I´m staying safe. I´m staying happy. I´m staying well within the honeymoon period.

Chao.

18 August 2009

Oh hi, Americanos!

I’m glad you were able to navigate the internet tubes and made it here safely. Those internet tubes can be dangerous! For more on the internet tubes, go here.

But the real reason you’re here might not be to hear about the internet tubes. Maybe you’re here because I’m going to Costa Rica next year and you want to know about the things? Maybe?

So here are the things:

On August 21, 2009, I will be leaving these United States for San José, Costa Rica. On February 28, 2010, I will be leaving this Costa Rica and returning to Grand Rapids, Michigan, United States.

But what happens in between?

I am going through the study abroad program at Kalamazoo College, and I will be attending classes at ICDS, a local school for international students. The classes will focus on Environment, Sustainability, and Development in Latin America. The classes have long funny names like Human Development and Society in Latin America, Current Environmental Issues in Latin America, Rural and Urban Sustainable Development: Global and Local Perspectives, and Sustainable Tourism and Local Development. They will initially be taught in English, and will incorporate that nasty Spanish language as the year progresses. I will be taking an Advanced Spanish class as well. I think that class will be taught in Spanish.

I will also be staying with a local family. All I know about them is that there is a mom (54, retired), a dad (65, retired), two sons (26 and 30, work and go to school), and a daughter (23, work and go to school). They live at Sabanilla, del Gimnasio del Este (La Cosecha) 300 m. al Norte y 75 m. al Oeste, casa a mano derecha. (That's the address the school gave me, and it means as much to me as if it were in a foreign language.) Hopefully I can figure out how to get “home” when I get to Costa Rica. Hopefully “home” will feel a little bit like a home. I’m bringing them Michigan trinkets; they had better like oven mitts!

San José is the largest city in Costa Rica, and is the capital because it is the best city in Costa Rica. It is located in the middle of Costa Rica, about 40 miles from the Pacific coast and 60 miles from the Atlantic. 1,611,616 people (soon to be 1,611,616 people + 29 international students) live there and in the surrounding metro area. The city is, by many, considered to be the most developed part of Latin America. It will straight rain until November. For more on San José, consult the most trusted and reliable source of information on anything anywhere ever, here.

In Costa Rica, they have other things to do with their time than surf the internet tubes (I know, I don’t believe it either!). There’s only a small chance that my host family will have internet. But there will be places to get internet in the area, so feel free to drop me an email (BrandonSchabes@gmail.com) or throw me an instant message (my AIM screen name is MustaphaMond1989).

And here’s something to look forward to: In mid - late January, some very special Americanos (my family) are going to travel all the way down to Costa Rica to see me! Hopefully I’ll be able to spend time with those very special Americanos, but it all depends on how busy I am with my ICRP.

What’s that you say? What’s an ICRP?

I don’t really know. It’s something like a huge volunteer project that you organize and run yourself. Sounds daunting! I’ll be leading my Integrative Cultural Research Project between January 11 and February 19. I might teach impoverished children English, chain myself to a tree, or rescue baby sea turtles from hungry hungry birds. Read more about the ICRP, here.

Last Sunday made me realize that “You’re only young once.” Since I just turned 20, I’m kind of sad that I already blew that hard-earned youth on school and video games. So while I’m in Costa Rica and still relatively young, I’ve decided to travel. Nicaragua? Panama? Nice resorts? Who knows where I’ll be? (Well, I surely not the nice resorts. Those are for Americanos.)

As you might have heard, I did research for the prestigious University of Iowa this summer. Yep, the University of Iowa in Iowa City, Iowa, on the banks of the Iowa River. I did chemistry work in the building called Chemistry Building. Iowa nomenclature is fascinating and exciting. To summarize the work I did in a single sentence, imagine coating plant leaves with supertiny strips of paper-mache made of cobalt, and then removing the leaf structure while leaving the cobalt paper-mache structure behind. I would love to send you my poster (pdf, 1 MB), which has a lot more information on it and even some coolio pictures. I got home last Sunday, the 16th. It was nice to be home for my birthday and to eat something besides Ramen Noodles.

So, have you ever tried to get a temporary student Visa? Not only is it a student Visa, but it is also temporary. Sounds like a fake Visa, right? Sounds like it would be pretty easy to get, right?

Hell no. I spent the first and middle part of my summer verifying, authenticating, notarizing, reverifying, and giving dirty looks to a number of silly documents. I am not a crook. I am not going to be a crook. I have never been a crook (federally). Thank you, 101 official signatures and a postal trip to Washington D.C.. Now I just have to get everything professionally translated in San José, then get them verified, authenticated, notarized, reverified, etc..

The other superfun thing I did this summer was called vaccination. Due to my aversion to hypodermic needles, I nearly fainted after shot #1. For shots #2 and #3, I loosened my drawers, bent over the examination table, and the two nurses gave me a shot in each cheek. Then they left and I had the battle-of-my-life trying to stay conscious. But now I can eat Yellow Fever, Typhoid, or Hepatitis for breakfast and only have to worry about the traveler’s diarrhea. I guess I don’t even have to worry about traveler’s diarrhea, because I’m guaranteed to get it. G-U-A-R-A-N-T-E-E-D.

That’s all I have for now. I’ll try to keep this blog updated regularly, or at least as regularly as I have internet tubes.

Going to go finish packing now. As they say in Spanish: Hola!

P.S. That girl I’ve been seeing? She’s going to Nairobi, Kenya. Say, “Hi,” here.